Shaq Goes Crazy In This Hilarious #LysolChallenge Video
Everyone knows how much of a jokester Shaquille O’Neal is and on the grounds that the nation is in emergency mode due to the coronavirus, it doesn’t mean he’s going to stop. The NBA legend took to Instagram to make a #LysolChallenge video.
Also, what makes it far superior, he does as such while moving along to August Alsina’s “I Luv This Sh*t.” Before the finish of the video, the 48-year-old is seen hacking — undoubtedly from keeping his mouth open the whole time.
Elite Daily’s 5 Funniest Sex Injury Stories You Have To Read To Believe
Recently, Elite daily touched on the topic of how complicated sex really can get. Most of us have had our good times but every once in a while comes those moments we will never forget and not necessarily in a good way. In this article, you will find 5 stories that might help you feel a little bit more normal about some of your sexual tragedies.
“One of our first times sleeping with each other, he head-butted me square in the forehead and nose and stopped so suddenly because he was terrified he’d seriously hurt me. But it was one of the funniest moments (both in and outside of us having sex) we’ve had in our relationship.” – Ashleigh, 20
“I got long-lasting condoms [a.k.a. climax control condoms, which are coated with lube to help the wearer last longer in bed] and my partner at the time didn’t know. So, during sex he was like, ‘OMG, I can’t feel my d*ck?’, and was freaking, turned on the light and looked at the box. He was like, ‘Oh, that’s why.’
And then later, I went to go down on him and forgot and the lube literally made my mouth numb for an hour! Not exactly an injury, but very funny.” – Hannah, 23
“I still have a scar from rug burn on my back! We were trying to be quiet because my roommate was in her room next door and my bed squeaked. So, we moved to the floor and it was a $10 rug from TJ Maxx and it was like sandpaper basically. It just ruined my back and a part of it just never went away.
I also had to ice my vaginal region with a frozen eggplant once, because it was so swollen — which was a pretty funny sight. It was so swollen because it was after I hadn’t seen my boyfriend for a while. So he fingered me and for so long from so many angles, and then we had sex, like, three times. And it was just too much for my body to handle, I guess. And usually, I drive him home, but I legit had to give him my keys to drive himself home because I was so swollen and couldn’t walk. I just had this frozen eggplant and I just laid down in bed with it in between my legs… It was very fun and very consensual. Just a lot!” – Alex, 23
“When I lost my virginity, I accidentally popped my ex’s arm out of his socket (as it frequently did, but I didn’t know that) and I started to freak out. And he popped it back in like it was no big deal.” – Jamaya, 22
“OK, so, this guy and I are going at it, right? Probably a good hour start to finish, including lots of nipple play. I look down at my chest when we’re done and notice that, somehow, only one of my nipple piercings is in? I look at the guy and am like ‘How long has this been gone?’ pointing at my left boob that is now sadly unadorned. He kind of shrugs and we start looking for the thing. And I mean, we looked all over the floor, stripped my bed — the whole nine yards.
I vacuumed at least once within a couple days of this incident, too, and never found it. If you’ve seen a nipple bar, you know they’re a little hard to just lose. So, he and I conclude that in the heat of the moment he somehow sucked the nipple piercing off and ingested it. He’s fine, nothing bad happened and we’re friends to this day. But it was a rather interesting way to lose a piercing.” Cara*, 22
All in all, accidents happen, if anything they’re inevitable. Just always make sure to take precautions and communicate as much as possible to ensure both parties are okay. These accidents aren’t nearly as bad when sharing the moment with someone you really have a connection with. This can take your situation from being drastically embarrassing to something to laugh about in the future.
*Name had been changed
Written by: Imani Maxberry