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Logic
Two Rednecks, Jim and Dave , are sitting
at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Dave and says, 'You know, I'm tired of
going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to
the Community College and sign up for some classes.'
Dave thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The
next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions,
who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history,
and Logic.
'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you
own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater,
I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you
have a yard, I think logically that you would have a
house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family.'
'Yes, I have a family.'
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife. And because you have a
wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were
able to find out all of that because I have a weed
eater.'
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's
hand and leaves to go meet Dave at the bar. He tells Dave about his
classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Dave says, 'What's that?'
Jim says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a
weed eater?'
'No.'
'Then you're a queer.'
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