Things That Bring Out Your Inner Grinch!!
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Every year around this time, these are the things that bring out my inner Grinch:
- Them hollerin' screamin kids in the store! - leave them belly-achin', whinin' rugrats home!!!
- People trippin' and clowinin' on sales clerks - them poor folks have to endure all kinds of foolishness!
- Ugly ass Christmas sweaters - some of them things are hideous. I saw one yesterday with blinkin' lights!!!
- Folks walkin' 'round the office with a jingle bell on - all that janglin' gets on my nerves and makes me wanna throw a rubber mouse at 'em!! One good thing though ... my boss wears one and I can hear her comin' a mile away ... I can hide this window on my laptop at work!! LOL!!
- Gettin' a dumb ass gift in an office gift exchange - c'mon ... are you THAT gift-giving challenged that you couldn't get me a gift card to somewhere ... ANYWHERE ... instead of this dumb-ass santa claus tie!!!???
- Fruitcake - some'a them things could double as a spare tire for my car!! I could'a swore somebody else got that exact same fruitcake as a gift last year!!
- Xmas yard displays that have Santa and his reindeer flying over the baby Jesus' manger and Santa's elves and a snowman standing next to the Three Wise Men - PICK ONE THEME AND STICK WITH THAT ONE!! BTW ain't nobody down here in Florida walkin' 'round in shorts and sandals ...within 100 miles of a beach and an average daily winter temperature 74-75 degrees got any business having snow of any sort in their Xmas yard displays!!
- Black folks in the South singin' Jingle Bells - C'mon now!! Most'a y'all ain't never been nowhere near that much snow, much less been on a sleigh ride!!
- Weak-a$$ egg-nog!!! Hey, brotha is already a lil' lactose intolerant. Only enough liqour in the egg-nog will keep me burpin' instead of blastin'!!
- Gettin' sick from something you ate at the office Xmas potluck! When will I learn everything that looks good and tastes good AIN'T GOOD???!!!
- Folks that sound like stars of the American-Idol freaks-and-fools rejects segment trying to sing Xmas carols! How many more ways can you butcher "Silent Night"???
- Nat King Cole's "The Xmas Song"!! Yeah, I know that's a timeless classic, but brotha sounds so white-bread WHITE, it just drives me up the wall!! And what da' hell is all them damn chestnuts he's singin 'bout??? I've seen walnuts, peanuts, cashew nuts, brazil nuts ... I ain't NEVAH seen a chestnut!!
- Playing Country-Western versions of Xmas carols for the whole office to hear!!! AUUUUGH!!! I swear if they don't turn that mess down with all them twangin' banjos and screechin' fiddles ... I'm gonna be the lead story on the evening news today: Office Worker Goes Berserk & Shoves CD Player Up Co-Worker's Nose!! Live Coverage At 6!!!!
OK MHW, Y'all add some!!
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Permalink Reply by Mandinka100 Da Bittahsweet Bruh on -
I ain't a "grouch" ... just a lovable, grizzled curmudgeon!! LOL!! I'm not ill-tempered in the least!
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Permalink Reply by Ron Diamond on -
Damn, Mandinka....you just about covered everything! But let me see what I can do here:
1. Taylor Swift remaking Wham!'s classic hit "Last Christmas." All I have to say is....where is Kanye West when you need him? THAT should've been interrupted....permanently!
2. Getting bad gifts from people who obviously took no time or effort to pick something they think you would really like. They just picked up whatever was on sale....that's why I'm the king of re-gifting!
3. People who are unappreciative when they actually get good gifts....because they didn't get the outraegously expensive gifts that were on their wish lists. Even though they give out crappy gifts themselves. If you want that stuff, get a spouse....and lay off family & friends!
3. People who steal your parking space at the store or mall when they clearly saw you waiting for it first. That actually brings out the devil in me....if it's dark, don't plan on driving your car home....the flat tires may pose a problem for you!
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Permalink Reply by Ms Independent on -
lol. Great sense of sarcasm and humor. You must be fun to be around, Madinka!
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Permalink Reply by Janelle on -
Love it!!! Even though I have a special place for this time of year in my heart... There are some things that do get on my nerves...
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Permalink Reply by Charlee on -
@ Man
12: Nat King Cole's "The Xmas Song"!! Yeah, I know that's a timeless classic, but brotha sounds so white-bread WHITE, it just drives me up the wall!!
Ummmm-hm. That's exactly why no NKC songs are on MHW's holiday music player.
Shhhh...don't tell nobody but sifting through crappy holiday music to find decent-sounding stuff made me feel Grinch-y...'cept for knowing Brian just loves him some Xmas songs (poor baby).
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Permalink Reply by Mandinka100 Da Bittahsweet Bruh on
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I want one'a DEEZ under my Xmas tree!! The perfect antidote to all'a my grinchy bytchin'!!! LOL!!
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Permalink Reply by Monica on -
I don't like going out to shop because people are rude. Having to watch my stuff so nobody snatches it out of cart. When I park, I just park away where nobody wants to park.
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Permalink Reply by Milah 3.0 on -
The one thing that has me feeling like a GRINCH it #9....
I can't have any spiked Egg Nog!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Permalink Reply by Mandinka100 Da Bittahsweet Bruh on
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Milah ... lawd knows ... them makin'-a-baby hormones probably done took you thru enough changes to where nothin' short of a good hot Xmas "toddy-fa'-da'-body" will make you smile! But we can't have lil' Milah comin' into the world with an 80 proof blood alcohol level, can we?? LOL!!
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