The morning, afternoon, and late evening phone calls continue for about three months. Followed by dinners, movies and pure quality time. At the beginning of the fourth month mark, the morning text turns into
an afternoon text. That afternoon text turns into an evening call, and
that evening call turns into a late night BOOTY CALL! OK, we have all
heard the stereotypical tiers that men have (1) Wifey (2) Baby girl (3)
Side piece and (4) the JUMP OFF!
A Man Has 4 Different Types Of Women In His Life...
1.Wifey. Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the
women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man…she is VIRTUALLY
IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love,
he never wants to see her with another man…BUT he will cheat on her with
Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught
or fcks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be
2.Baby Girl. Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life…she IS
replaceable, thinks she’s the next Wifey, but there will only be Wifey.
If an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits
of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on
birthdays and holidays, but that’s as far as it goes. The main reason to
have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really f*cks up, she can be
replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip
right into her spot.
3.Side Piece. Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex & other pleasures,
she is usually the one that he goes to for that three-some or some late
night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at
work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs.
He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally
that only happens one week during the month.
4.Jump Off. Jump Off…every man’s dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move
up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn’t know how to go
about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his
boys….she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he
barely remembers her real name and where he met her…he only recalls how
fat her ass was
Now, I pride myself on being the wifey, but have I subjected myself to becoming the Jump off? Yeah, I answered the phone and let him come over at 2:30 a.m. (after the club) a few times, well
more than a few times. But, if you want it are you playing yourself? Or
are you getting yours? Now your smile has went from Cali to Florida in
Is it possible to redeem yourself? Is there a way to go from jump off back to wifey status with the same guy or do we tastefully move on to the next with hopes that this one “may be the one